The Task Force of Earexplodian 1st Naval Task Force is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.724 billion Earexplodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacophonia Naval Harbour. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The Earexplodian economy, worth 256 trillion Decibels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,777 Decibels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is outsourcing itself, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, the government spends millions of Decibels every year prosecuting spammers, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earexplodian 1st Naval Task Force's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike and its national religion is Joeism.

Earexplodian 1st Naval Task Force is ranked 324,879^th in the world and 2,311^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.